"Psst! Don’t Go Without Meeting Your Next Cosmic Advisor...

...Merlin!

Greetings My Friend!


It is I, Merlin, magician to King Arthur and (some say) genius of the middle ages...although I won’t speak to that :-)


The reason I am writing you today is that I have observed that YOU have some very magical aspects to your personality…


How do I know? Well...


I hope you don’t mind, but I was reading your chart (they always have me review the Astrological Reports of new members, just to make sure they are curse-free and accurate, magically speaking)...


And I couldn’t help but notice that there are several surprising and VERY powerful aspects on your Western Zodiac side that you should really know about! 


These include: 

Your Elemental Makeup 

How You Appear To Others

The Inner You 

Your Mental Interests & Abilities

How You Achieve Your Goals

Challenges And Difficulties 

Your Originality & Imagination

...as well as Five More Aspects Important To Your Personality You Don’t Even Know 

About Yet! 


This is why I have asked Arthur’s Royal Scribe to write everything I’ve discovered up into a detailed report on my findings specifically for YOU...I’m calling it... 

“The Merlin Report”

...(what else would I call it? ;-) 


And, I want to send you a copy as soon as possible!


However, that is not all.


For you see, while (I’ve heard told) you are about to receive a detailed report on your East-West Astrological Profile, there is ONE thing missing from that which I happen to be the only person privy to at the moment…

And that is your ASTEROIDS Astrological report!

Yes. You read that right.


You see, while Astronomers have been aware of the existence of asteroids since the early 19th century, Astrologers have only recently begun to use the asteroids when reading charts (for the people of your time).


This means that there is an entire level of interpretation and nuance to your Sign and Chart, which you should have seen before now, but, if my guess is right…


Has never been presented to you! I aim to correct this unfortunate situation now.


So, when I send your Merlin Report over to you, I am ALSO going to send you…

 ...so you can finally get your complete reading, including not just the major planets, but those other “heavenly bodies” that also affect your life heavily! 


Now, even though those two reports are going to be absolutely fascinating, full of valuable information, and WELL worth it for you just on their own…

I would feel a bit “rude” not including a Physical Gift with this shipment as well.


So, if you can add the reports to your order today, I am going to send you (by Real Physical Post) a most beautiful, leather-crafted Zodiac bracelet for you to wear…


Not only that, but I am going to let you choose your sign before you order, so the workers in the leather shop can personalize it by affixing the proper Sign to your bracelet for you!

That is correct. All you need do is tell me which Sign you would like attached. 


Now, in addition, because I sense an affinity with you today, as a fellow “magical soul” - I am going to make all this happen for you for one small payment of just $33 dollars (and zero pence). 

Truthfully, the bracelet alone would be worth that - but I was able to use my magical powers to work out a little “deal” with the Universe on that ;-)

So...please take action now so you don’t miss out!


Simply press the button below to confirm you would like me to send your two reports, along with your Zodiac bracelet as a personal gift from me: 

And you will receive (partly by post, and partly by this amazing new invention they call “digital delivery”)...

Your Merlin Report, including 12 powerful Aspects to your  personality not previously  revealed!...

Your Asteroids Astrology Report, filling in all the unknown Aspects the smaller heavenly bodies have been holding for you all these years!... 

And, of course, your Leather Zodiac Bracelet, Which you will be able to choose your Sign for on the next page, before you order!

OH and I believe I forgot to mention…


If you can add this to your cart today, I will be able to get all your Shipping costs Magically Handled too - so it will cost you ZERO pence in shipping!


I really don’t know how I can make this easier for you.


However…

I don’t know how long this magical “deal” with the Universe I’ve made will last…


So please...while I’m still able to pull all these strings...click that “Add To Order” button now, and I will let the lads in the leather shop know to get cracking! ;-)

With Love And Best Wishes,

Merlin

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